Only YOU Could Make Cum Bubble Out Of My Nose!

March 19, 2014

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All I Want To Do Is To Suck On Those Beefy Biceps

March 18, 2014

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Thanks For Letting Me Drink Your Condom Juice

March 18, 2014

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You Took My Breath Away. Literally. Eat A Tic Tac!

March 18, 2014

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Must You Always Squeal Like A Pig?

March 17, 2014

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Thanks For The Rug Burns!

March 16, 2014

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You Have An Extremely Talented Anus

March 16, 2014

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Your Dick Is A Fly Strip For Fags

March 16, 2014

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Your Orgasmic Face Is Highly Expressive!

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Making My Eyes Water!

March 16, 2014

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I Love That I Can Bounce A Quarter Off Your Ass

March 16, 2014

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Your Tongue Is My Toilet Paper

March 16, 2014

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Fuck, Your Dick’s Got A Lot Of Girth!

March 16, 2014

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I Love It When Your Dick Goes Down My Second Throat

March 16, 2014

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Thank You For Being My First Virgin

March 16, 2014

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You Make Latex Look So Sexy!

March 16, 2014

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Can I Lick Your Sweaty Arm Pits?

March 16, 2014

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I Like Watching You Suck Your Own Dick

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Having Sex On My Parents Bed

March 16, 2014

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Your Cock, My Ass, Now!

March 16, 2014

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Aww, You’re Such A Pretty Little Princess

March 16, 2014

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Your Large Feet Give Me A Boner

March 16, 2014

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I Love Having Sex With You In Your Cowboy Boots

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Only Charging Twenty Dollars

March 16, 2014

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I Love How You’re Always Hard As A Fucking Rock

March 16, 2014

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I Love How Your Ass Stayed Open After I Took My Dick Out

March 16, 2014

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I Don’t Mind That You Only Have One Ball

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Giving Me Herpes

March 16, 2014

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I Love How You Fart When I Fuck You

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Swallowing My Gobbledygook

March 16, 2014

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Seriously, I Think Your Man-Boobs Are Hot!

March 16, 2014

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Damn Girl, Your Belch Smells Like Cum!

March 16, 2014

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Thanks For Pulling Out On The First Date

March 16, 2014

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I Love How You “Used” To Be Straight

March 16, 2014

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I Like You Because You Let Me Borrow Your Butt Plug

March 16, 2014

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Thank You For Popping My Cherry!

March 16, 2014

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For A Skinny Guy, You Sure Got A Big Dick!

March 16, 2014

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I Love How You Gave Me Crabs… Twice!

March 15, 2014

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Thanks, Your Pierced Dick Chipped My Tooth!

March 15, 2014

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I Love How You Can Make A 12 Inch Dildo Disappear

March 15, 2014

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I Love How You Look In Those Diapers

March 15, 2014

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You Sure Know How To Make Those Anal Beads “Pop”

March 15, 2014

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I Love Your Pointy Nipples

March 15, 2014

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I Love That You’re Uncut

March 15, 2014

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Just The Smell Of You Drives Me Crazy

March 15, 2014

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I Love How You Don’t Wear Underwear

March 15, 2014

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I Love Your Baby Smooth Balls

March 14, 2014

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I Like You Because We Met At The Urinal

March 14, 2014

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I Love It When You Cum On My Face

March 14, 2014

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I Love You Because You Have Boobs And A Dick

March 14, 2014

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