About Us

Slop P Cards is run by gay men, for gay men, straight men, lesbians, trans, bears, twinks, kinks, and everything else that walks, floats, sucks and fucks.

Please enjoy yourself.

If you’re easily offended, then go away!

Ain’t nobody got time for ‘dat!

Seriously, I’m poking fun of anything, everything and everyone. I don’t care what turns you on, or what turns you off, I’m here to have fun with it.

If it’s sexual, hardcore, hilarious or fetish, it’s in here!

I love being sarcastic. I love to laugh. I love men with big dicks. What can I say?

If you have any comments, questions, concerns, ideas, or input, find the contact page and have at it. Otherwise, sit back, relax, enjoy the cards, and enjoy each other.

I do! :)